{"id":794,"date":"2009-01-12T13:18:30","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T21:18:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/?p=794"},"modified":"2009-01-15T10:34:39","modified_gmt":"2009-01-15T18:34:39","slug":"this-is-why-i-cover-up-the-couches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/12\/this-is-why-i-cover-up-the-couches\/","title":{"rendered":"This is why I cover up the couches."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a confession to make.<\/p>\n<p>I cover up the gaucho seat and dining area with blankets.<\/p>\n<p>Because of this thing. A thing called a toddler.<br \/>\n<a title=\"New chair by udannlin, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/danlin\/3158491713\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3116\/3158491713_16229dbd39.jpg\" alt=\"New chair\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But I can&#8217;t put all the blame on her.<\/p>\n<p>She doesn&#8217;t really make TOO much of a mess when restrained to her portable high chair.<br \/>\n<a title=\"Mango by udannlin, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/danlin\/3159639248\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3112\/3159639248_d2d9d31738.jpg\" alt=\"Mango\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But this is what happens when I ask Dan to watch Ava so I can take a shower.<\/p>\n<p>This is why I cover up the couches.<br \/>\n<a title=\"This is why we cover up the couch area by udannlin, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/danlin\/3159502216\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3081\/3159502216_d975d107c0_b.jpg\" alt=\"This is why we cover up the couch area\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY AVA!!!<\/p>\n<p>the end,<br \/>\nmarlene<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a confession to make. I cover up the gaucho seat and dining area with blankets. Because of this thing. A thing called a toddler. But I can&#8217;t put all the blame on her. She doesn&#8217;t really make TOO much of a mess when restrained to her portable high [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interior"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pkBzA-cO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malimish.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}