Contact Us
Wow! You want to contact us? Little ol’ us? How very sweet of you.
All you have to do is click on the email address you see below. Yes, that one right there.
Just place your mouse over the address and click. Oops, a little more to the left. THERE! You got it. Good job.
And if you are emailing us to ask why the email address text is soooo ridiculously big, make sure you preface your email with “Dear Dan, WTF?”. It’s completely his fault.
The end.